1040EZ Airlines Upon your arrival at the airport, you are given a red Radio Flyer wagon with the airline logo on the side, and a bag of peanuts. Private CPA / Accountant Airlines You book your own private jet. The pilot meets with you and then decides how you are going to get where you are going. Because of a ton of transportation regulations, the route ends up going half way around the world, and stops at 18 airports before you finally arrive back at the place you actually started from. All of the ticket price is refunded, and you walk away bewildered and empty handed. H&R Block Airlines You line up with other passengers at the front door of the aircraft. Eventually the flight attendant comes the door, and directs you to a seat. The seat is a perfectly square box with only enough room for an average size man or woman. Depending on your luck, the pilot is either a seasoned, ex-NASA aeronautics expert, or a nervous young pilot ...
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